Are you tired of those sappy, store-bought greeting cards?  Have you ever wanted to send someone a card that captures what you are REALLY thinking?  Annoyed with another wedding?  How many baby showers can one attend before wanting to poke one's own eyes out?  Do you want to tell someone exactly what you think, but can't find the right words?  Welcome to Jerk-Cards, my friends.  Now you can be an All-Occasion Asshole, for only $6.00 per card!  You're welcome.  Oh, and hey!  Don't see what you're looking for?  You're in luck -- we do custom jerkery as well!  Just drop us a line (submit form below) describing your needs, and together, we can take care of business in the most sarcastic of ways.

$6.00 each