2XL

3XL

Alright, ladies... you and the girls can show 'em all who's boss as you proudly sport smartassery on a T!  


Shirts sizes available:  Small - XLarge for$20, and 2X & 3X for$22.50


***Please note: the shirts fit relatively small, so you may want to consider one size up!  Size does matter -just like we've been saying since the beginning of time! 
It's true.

"My Dog Is Way Cooler Than Your Kid!"

2XL

XLarge

XLarge

"Every Party Needs An Animal"

Medium 

XLarge

"Get some self-esteem, STUPID!"

2XL

2XL

"Watch For Children -Terrible Trade!"

"If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then, Screw You!
​(Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!)"

Medium

Medium

Large 

3XL

Large 

Small

Small

XLarge

3XL

"Dear Coffee I Want You Inside Me"

Large 

2XL

Medium 

Small

Small

3XL

XLarge

2XL

Large

Small

2XL

XLarge

Large 

3XL

"This morning's bed head has been brought to you by the letters W, T, & F"

Medium 

XLarge

Medium 

XLarge

Small

XLarge

"This Gal only shaves one leg so she doesn't feel like she's sleeping alone!"

"I Survived 2016"

Large

JERK SHIRTS FOR WOMEN

3XL

3XL

Large 

"Stupidity Should Be Painful"

3XL

Small

Large

Medium 

Small

Large 

XLarge

3XL

Medium 

Medium 

Small

2XL

Medium 

XLarge

"I'll Tell You What You Like & What You Don't Like!"

2XL

3XL

2XL

Small

XLarge

2XL

Small

Small

3XL

2XL

3XL

Large 

Large 

"Smartass is better than Dumbass"

Large

Medium 

Medium